I gave up trying to explain my black fingers (ingrained) when I realised they were as nothing when looking at my filthy sweatshirt, filthy jeans with ripped holes exposing black knees and skanky boots with hair to match
Phwoooaarrrr - my sort of girl.
where I told two morbidly curious teenage girls that it would have to be amputated
Didn't lose your sense of humour though!
Nurse prob thought I was balmy.
What, like the South of France?
I think you're a little barmy, myself