Bruce
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I feel a bit of a **** today. You see I think I got carried away with the reassertion of my natural position of patriach in the house of Fred. Getting one up on the Boss and being able to retain my Lazee-Boy reclining executive armchair as mentioned in the Tig section, was such an ego and confidence boost I felt I was walking 8 feet tall. But there is nothing like kids to bring you down to earth with a bump. I mean, they just look up at you from their 3 foot stature and take over like they own the place.
You know, these days you are not allowed to whip the little bastids. Never did me any harm, but there you go. Well MiniBruce the First was particularly single minded last night so I read him a story:
Well, you should have heard the commotion. The Boss was not best pleased and MiniBruce and I had to exchange beds last night.
If I am a bit cranky today you'll know why.
You know, these days you are not allowed to whip the little bastids. Never did me any harm, but there you go. Well MiniBruce the First was particularly single minded last night so I read him a story:
Well, you should have heard the commotion. The Boss was not best pleased and MiniBruce and I had to exchange beds last night.
If I am a bit cranky today you'll know why.