Airport kerfuffle

[addjunkie]

Or even sell it in airport shops ... profits £+ $ etc etc . no doubt .

Im inclined to agree, Ive never understood the tourst pint at 5 am when they are off on their holibobs! Having said that Ive left the business lounge in Heathrow a bit wobbly a few times on my way home!

 

[Morrisman]

And that immortal question, probably asked a million times by various numpties in airports, in various connotations:

“Has anybody put anything in your bag that you don’t know about?”

 

[Nomad]

And that immortal question, provided asked a million times by various numpties in airports, in various connotations:

“Has anybody put anything in your bag that you don’t know about?”

Indeed !

I got asked something similar ( somebody put a brick through the window of a pub I was living in as caretaker / night watchman), I'd heard raised voices - police turned up and had a look around then asked "You say you heard somebody when they were out of sight in the alcove by your front door - can you describe what the person looked like?"
I'll resist giving more details about that visit in case I end up on the forum naughty step

 

[ajlelectronics]

- can you describe what the person looked like?"

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

 

[RichardM]

And that immortal question, probably asked a million times by various numpties in airports, in various connotations:

“Has anybody put anything in your bag that you don’t know about?”

Wifey put her manicure set in my bag once, we were allowed to keep it, even with the scissors.

 

[Maker]

And that immortal question, probably asked a million times by various numpties in airports, in various connotations:

“Has anybody put anything in your bag that you don’t know about?”

It amused me on the ESTA form one of the questions was "Do you seek to engage in terrorism?" If I did, the US Government would be the last people I'd tell.

 

[ajlelectronics]

It amused me on the ESTA form one of the questions was "Do you seek to engage in terrorism?" If I did, the US Government would be the last people I'd tell.

You say that, yet on one of the K1200LT groups where sales are banned we have a set of questions; one being "Do you have parts for sale?". Quite often the applicant ticks 'Yes, I do.'.

 

[ajlelectronics]

It amused me on the ESTA form one of the questions was "Do you seek to engage in terrorism?" If I did, the US Government would be the last people I'd tell.

And as if by magic...

 

[bricol]

Filling in the old USA form on the plane 25 yrs ago, "moral turpitude" worried me . . .

Have to say all my recent exchanges with US immigration and customers, either in Dublin or SeaTac, have been polite, friendly, even amusing. So many trips last few years, they were recognizing me in the queue, and certainly the lovely ladies at check in .

 

[cheb]

Does it tell you before that page that parts sales are disallowed?

 

[ajlelectronics]

Does it tell you before that page that parts sales are disallowed?

Yes, in the rules that the applicant has agreed to follow.

 

[cheb]

Not much excuse then. But who reads the small print etc, me included, look at the For Sale section on here.

 

[ajlelectronics]

Not much excuse then. But who reads the small print etc, me included, look at the For Sale section on here.

Besides that, it helps to weed out the scammers. That one was just such a perfect example, at an opportune moment! If it otherwise looked OK, they would just go on pre-mod, but that one just screamed "Ban me on sight", even before the profile was looked at.

 

[Morrisman]

And as if by magic...


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I’m admin on several local FB groups in my town. I quite enjoy sifting through applications, and delving into prospective members Profiles, like a private detective.

And just like today, checking out the 300 Nigerian friends this awesome looking white English couple have, even though they apparently run a florist in town.… …. … ….

 

[ajlelectronics]

I’m admin on several local FB groups in my town. I quite enjoy sifting through applications, and delving into prospective members Profiles, like a private detective.

And just like today, checking out the 300 Nigerian friends this awesome looking white English couple have, even though they apparently run a florist in town.… …. … ….

Oh yes, seen that many times. Other groups too can be instructive, often consisting of mostly trading groups and nothing whatever relevant to the subject.

 

[Morrisman]

Filling in the old USA form on the plane 25 yrs ago, "moral turpitude" worried me . . .

Have to say all my recent exchanges with US immigration and customers, either in Dublin or SeaTac, have been polite, friendly, even amusing. So many trips last few years, they were recognizing me in the queue, and certainly the lovely ladies at check in .

The USA is the only country I’ve ever been to where airport staff refuse to expedite passengers when connection times are tight, due to a late plane arrival etc. Every other country, even as far adrift as Myanmar, Brazil, Saudi etc, will lead you past queues, or at least let you in at the front.

Not in the USA. The usual response is “please fall in line, sir” barked at you, whilst pointing to the back of whatever queue you’re hoping to skip.

I’ve even been ordered to “Place your feet on the line sir” when I was stood at the front of the queue in immigration.

The TSA really are a power unto themselves.

8 years since I was last there, so maybe they’ve changed totally…..

 

[Seadog]

The USA is the only country I’ve ever been to where airport staff refuse to expedite passengers when connection times are tight, due to a late plane arrival etc. Every other country, even as far adrift as Myanmar, Brazil, Saudi etc, will lead you past queues, or at least let you in at the front.

Not in the USA. The usual response is “please fall in line, sir” barked at you, whilst pointing to the back of whatever queue you’re hoping to skip.

I’ve even been ordered to “Place your feet on the line sir” when I was stood at the front of the queue in immigration.

The TSA really are a power unto themselves.

8 years since I was last there, so maybe they’ve changed totally…..

I have no interest in going back there ever again.

 

[Gragson]

Some kerfuffles are definingly brought on Went to Miami a fair while back with a few mates, one of which thought he was in England wherever he went, and not the best reader of situations where you need to behave.

Put on your thickest Mexican accent - "what ish the porposh of your vishit?" to which Robo replies "whats yours?"

BOSH 3 hours later they let him go

 

[cheb]

As the German replied when asked 'Occupation?' 'No, just on holiday.'

 

[Pigeon_Droppings2]

The USA is the only country I’ve ever been to where airport staff refuse to expedite passengers

My Chicago transfer was fun...plane lands...go through passport exit control...wait to collect bags...depart terminal!

Walk to other terminal (dragging bags)...check in luggage...go through passport control.

Oh no I've missed the connection...how on earth did that happen!

Hopefully it isn't still like this