How do I get this out of the van? Parm Look away now.

[redlig]

Now we have reached the 200 input of useful information can we all go home now?

 

[redlig]

Not so fast, levitation needs looking into


Bob

Of course you can go ahead .I can't see what is holding you up.

 

[Greeves246]

Sorry , but all information about telekinesis has been classified by the CIA and they are probably monitoring this thread. Have to go, a big black car just pulled up and two guys in black suits are coming to the doo………………

 

[winchman]

It's still in the van going to have a try on Thursday once we have a risk assessment, method statement and permit to work

 

[sg66]

It's still in the van going to have a try on Thursday once we have a risk assessment, method statement and permit to work

So your asking the wife for clearance

 

[MattF]

Now we have reached the 200 input of useful information can we all go home now?

Did you just say "useful"?

 

[redlig]

So your asking the wife for clearance

Not clearance Help. that's the earliest she can make it after the cooking, washing up ,laundry, redecorating , putting out the bins etc.

 

[Pond frog]

Not clearance Help. that's the earliest she can make it after the cooking, washing up ,laundry, redecorating , putting out the bins etc.

Maybe offer to do a swap, you put the bins out and she gets the table out the van

 

[Migmac]

Roller skates and scaffold boards and a wee shove !

 

[addjunkie]

It's still in the van going to have a try on Thursday once we have a risk assessment, method statement and permit to work

You could sell it to me, deliver it, I would pay you, then authorise the permit, assuming your RA was up to my standards, the ignore it completely and lift it out with my tractor mounted forks!

 

[MattF]

Maybe offer to do a swap, you put the bins out and she gets the table out the van

Oh aye, & never live it down once she comes back in & tells him it's sorted.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

Has anyone thought about selling tickets for the event?

 

[Kram]

If you have some steel lengths, say 40mm square tube. Cut and weld an A frame to go outside. Using a length as a long beam, attach it to inside roof of van and the other end to the A frame outside. The roof may not be stong so add some more steel supports from the floor. Sling around each leg, winch it up and attach to beam. Slide it along until it is out and hovering a few feet off the ground, winch it down.

 

[redlig]

Maybe offer to do a swap, you put the bins out and she gets the table out the van

He doesn't sound THAT desperate.

 

[Onoff]

hovering

Another option there. Drill a hole in the top for a big ducted fan and put a rubber skirt on.

 

[cheb]

How about an array of drones to lift it?

 

[voipio]

Another option there. Drill a hole in the top for a big ducted fan and put a rubber skirt on.

Didn't think he was into that!!!

 

[Mick Annick]

I wasn't impressed with the mild steel Neta, the guts rotted out of mine within a couple of years. However, the stainless Motad that replaced it was a joy - more than 30 years on it was still fine, but getting a bit thin on the downpipes. Also picked up another SS system NOS for the other GS.
I tried to track down another SS system just after it turned out Motad had gone toes-up, but no success. However, I obtained a chromed system (which will probably rot its guts out eventually).

I bought an SS system direct from them for my Kawasaki W800, sat in the garage for months, eventually got round to fitting them only to find they’d given me two left hand silencers. Phoned up to be answered by a guy from the receivers. He said to come on over and he’d see if he could help - went the following day (I worked in Brum at the time) to find the guy I’d spoken to sat in reception with a RH silencer on the desk! Can’t tell you what a relief that was.

 

[angellonewolf]

Didn't think he was into that!!!

9 seconds in

 

[Bullet2012]

How about an array of drones to lift it?

My missus could sort it the amount she drones on