Intelligent life forms?

[redlig]

If I had known just how good old age would be...... I wouldn't have waited so long. If only I'd done it sooner! Ah well! Another missed opportunity? Free TV licence etc.

Youth is wasted on the young.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

A free licence comes with a complimentary bog roll.

Here is your sample.

 

[prepman]

Youth is wasted on the young.

Too true, too true.....tsk tsk..... etc.

 

[prepman]

Here is your sample.





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Complete with Gillette edges. An eye watering experience.

 

[prepman]

I suppose it could inspire a new generation, but for anyone who was around during that very special Christmas of 1968, Borman Lovell and Anders did it first, at a time when it was a truly jaw-dropping achievement. "Please be informed, there is a Santa Clause".

Can we mention Yuri Gagarin...the other, other, russian? Or is it not PC in present times? Seems a shame not to give the poor old chimp a mention also...and the little doggies and rats and stuff with one-way tickets. Laika's one way ticket. Died of overheating.

 

[zzr1200]

Here is your sample.





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Once tried never ever forgotten, for those who have endured the slip factor

 

[MattF]

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What kind of sadist are you, to post that image? That's probably brought a tear to a few eyes.

 

[MattF]

Once tried never ever forgotten, for those who have endured the slip factor

Plus the "feels like you're wiping your backside with broken glass", if you were ever daft enough to listen to the "it works better if you scrunch it before wiping" advice.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

What kind of sadist are you, to post that image? That's probably brought a tear to a few eyes.

 

[redlig]

Complete with Gillette edges. An eye watering experience.

Always used to scrunch it up to soften it BEFORE using. You can't make music with a modern sheet of toilet paper as we could with a sheet of IZAL and a comb.

 

[redlig]

Here is your sample.





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Is that before or after you have woven your restoration magic on it.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

Is that before or after you have woven your restoration magic on it.

For you/
It will be 100% original.

 

[Onoff]

The correct pronunciation is udders felt not udders feeled, a common mistake.

Good old 'get yer kit off' Agutter. Walkabout sequel or prequel?

Or An American Werewolf In London where she played a nurse...

 

[prepman]

Always used to scrunch it up to soften it BEFORE using. You can't make music with a modern sheet of toilet paper as we could with a sheet of IZAL and a comb.

Yes a definite plus? Now that we're here we've bottomed out let's go with it.....

This 19th Century Performer Wowed Audiences With Musical Farts

Joseph Pujol, a.k.a. Le Pétomane, was a flatulist of world renown.

www.mentalfloss.com

Bit messy clearing his throat though.

 

[prepman]

Just realised......we gone from thought provoking science to toilets.....how did that happen?

 

[prepman]

Or An American Werewolf In London where she played a nurse...

Did she kit off in that as well? Missed it.

 

[OJCar]

Just realised......we gone from thought provoking science to toilets.....how did that happen?

Took four pages, usually we can get a thread down the pan in under a page ...

 

[prepman]

Took four pages, usually we can get a thread down the pan in under a page ...

Just like Donald Trump's classifieds?

 

[Onoff]

Laika's one way ticket. Died of overheating.

Should have left a window open!

 

[Onoff]

Did she kit off in that as well? Missed it.

Skip to about 39;10...apparently...