Hi, I'm Browser, and I'm a muppet!
So there I am, in A & E last night, with eyes streaming with the effort of keeping them open whilst a very competent-looking doctor fishes about the front of my right eye with first a cotton bud and second a fresh large-gauge syringe needle, trying to remove the 'embedded foreign object' stuck in it.
He couldn't get all of it out and was reluctant (obviously) to keep fishing about so made me an appointment at the eye clinic for 15:15 today so they can dilate the eye and hold it open properly etc, all of which sounds as hilarious as root canal dentistry.
The cause? In the middle of making a fire pit for my wife's pre-school so they can take the kids stick collecting then, to a well-cordoned are where said fire pit is set up where two at a time and very strictly controlled they will be allowed to toast marshmallows on the stick fire they've built, I was welding the legs on and saw I'd missed a bit of pre-weld grinding, so grabbed the Bosch and did the squint-and-it'll-be-OK-'cos-I'm-in-a-hurry-and-it's-only-a-few-seconds thing, in the course of which a tiny piece of metal or grinding media hit me in the eye. Though I'd just copped a bit and scratched my eyeball until I looked int he mirror whilst readying for bed and saw the thing in there.
The worst thing? I'd been wearing grinding glasses all morning and got on OK (I know, safety glasses aren't goggles, another idiot trick, my excuse being goggles always steam up on me within about 5 seconds) and I'd taken off my flip-front welding screen to position the leg of the firepit and as it's a flip-front it has a grinding screen built-in!!!!
Do I feel a complete two-hat? YES!
Will I be doing it again in a hurry? NO!
Will I now be buying some new PPE including a pair of goggles and decent full-face screen which will be harder to steam up? ABSO-FERKIN'-LUTELY!!
Feel free to heap scorn and contempt upon my idiot head
So there I am, in A & E last night, with eyes streaming with the effort of keeping them open whilst a very competent-looking doctor fishes about the front of my right eye with first a cotton bud and second a fresh large-gauge syringe needle, trying to remove the 'embedded foreign object' stuck in it.
He couldn't get all of it out and was reluctant (obviously) to keep fishing about so made me an appointment at the eye clinic for 15:15 today so they can dilate the eye and hold it open properly etc, all of which sounds as hilarious as root canal dentistry.
The cause? In the middle of making a fire pit for my wife's pre-school so they can take the kids stick collecting then, to a well-cordoned are where said fire pit is set up where two at a time and very strictly controlled they will be allowed to toast marshmallows on the stick fire they've built, I was welding the legs on and saw I'd missed a bit of pre-weld grinding, so grabbed the Bosch and did the squint-and-it'll-be-OK-'cos-I'm-in-a-hurry-and-it's-only-a-few-seconds thing, in the course of which a tiny piece of metal or grinding media hit me in the eye. Though I'd just copped a bit and scratched my eyeball until I looked int he mirror whilst readying for bed and saw the thing in there.
The worst thing? I'd been wearing grinding glasses all morning and got on OK (I know, safety glasses aren't goggles, another idiot trick, my excuse being goggles always steam up on me within about 5 seconds) and I'd taken off my flip-front welding screen to position the leg of the firepit and as it's a flip-front it has a grinding screen built-in!!!!
Do I feel a complete two-hat? YES!
Will I be doing it again in a hurry? NO!
Will I now be buying some new PPE including a pair of goggles and decent full-face screen which will be harder to steam up? ABSO-FERKIN'-LUTELY!!
Feel free to heap scorn and contempt upon my idiot head