cheb
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Come on, you know how to do it, stick it in the shed / workshop, if she spots it and asks, just say, I've had that for ages....
I'm a bulk dealer of dust, if it's new and you need dust to make it look old, just pm me, I can do discounts on bulk buys.
I have a sideline in cobwebs too.
Would you be interested in buying my extensive collection of pre-patinated bolts, nuts and washers?