The Monster is finished.

[chunkolini]

Thank god, I was sick, sick unto death...*

*one for the literary fiends.

''I cut myself for you, it's your fault, see my hands they bleeds'' is what I felt like telling the guy who ordered it. The plaster quotient was massive, two packs of steristrips, I only stopped working when I saw blobs rather than smears of the stuff. My bench shears are ******ed. But it looks great.

is it big enough???????

Sexy

How many of those ********** (choose your own expletive) spines are there?
Everybody who has seen it has sworn out loud. Praise be for mad people with vision who want stuff like this made. All to hide his 'ugly' water butt inside.
if anybody else wants one within 12 months I will kill them.

He now tells me he has another idea.
I'm off, Chunko'.

 

[simon718]

amazing chunko, great work

 

[JayRS4]

That`s stunning Chunko, i don`t think the other pics really show how massive it is.

2 thoughts occur, how do you move it without it eating you, and will it fit throught the door

 

[Wozzaaah]

Very good Chunko' it looks great!

 

[twowheels]

Wow that does look impressive, it would look good in my garden
imagination and ingenuity

Like it

 

[Hitch]

Thats some waterbut cover Chunko!

I thing i would have got bored with that by the second row of 'scales'

Mrs Hitch thinks it loooks like a pineapple

 

[matt1978]

Nice work mate,

Looks great!

 

[chunkolini]

Glad you like it/him/her?

How many people have asked me about the door?
The guy who asked first laughed like an idiot as I grabbed my tape measure. yes it does and the top comes off for transport as well.
Would it eat you? I think falling down the top would liek falling into a giant liquidizer.

My next job is to make 4 2.1m wide cobwebs in stainless. Cant wait. I love tedious repetitive jobs, but at least these wont bite.

Hitch, tell Mrs Hitch it was initially meant to be a pineapple, after a few chats it got out of hand. Making the scales was a lovely job, all those nice spiky ends and sharp edges, I am planning on getting a Gothic as my apprentice, I'm sure they would love all the scars.

Today, fingers crossed I was approached by a music college in London about making a giant installation of musicians similar to this bunch.


These were 8ft tall and he is talking a lot bigger...... More information when I get it.

What a weird thing to do for a living. I was recently told it must be a dream job. Some people have weird dreams, there are times when I hate it, but the good times make up for it. At least I get to sleep with the management and not be ashamed of it.

Chunko'.

 

[Robotstar5]

if anybody else wants one within 12 months I will kill them.

Can I order one in Green?

Seriously, nice work mate, do you have a breather now or is the next project starting?

 

[michael1703]

fantastic!

wish i could get creative work, ive spent two weeks welding a triumph stag, i will be so pleased to see it go!

 

[RedOrZed]

that is forking amazing Chunk, what an ace job you've done

 

[Jaeger_S2k]

Nice, very nice.

 

[avandriver]

Very nice ,I want one



Steve

 

[English Steve]

Very impressive Chunko'. I admire your patience.

 

[Blackjack]

Impressed.

And that's not easy to do...

 

[Chipper]

Hats off
Excellent.

 

[thinfourth]

Do I get a discount if i order 2?

 

[sloderby]

Do I get a discount if i order 2?

I'm sure he'll tell you to Bogoff - but I don't think it'll mean buy one, get one free!

You've got to hand it to Chunko though, It's fantastic.
Maybe if we all start drinking cider (the real stuff with bits in) we can all do this sort of thing ... Maybe worth a detailed scientific investigation.

 

[madkayaker]

probity need lots of strong cider.

 

[fungus]

Like it Chunko, how many hours do you reckon you've spent on it?