Ways to remove a plant growing on chimney without climbing on roof?

[brightspark]

it's not the falling that kills you its the landing ask chunko

any landings a good one. its only the last inch that hurts if u crash

 

[gaz1]

The guy who did our bees nest could get it for you.
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the big wimp had to do it from so far away with a stick on a pole

 

[Bsmith]

Water fire extinguisher pressured up with roundup in it instead of water. Jet should reach plant from roof edge, you wouldn't need much roundup in it. i can empty a water fire extinguisher and send for the cost of hermes if you don't have, I've got plenty of them.

 

[Rocketman]

is this mart's house?

 

[postie jon]

He could buy an old jet ejector seat, but he would have to set it at the correct trajectory, then be quick to grab it on the way past .make sure you just dont strip the leaves on the way past like a panda. Other than that i cant foresee any major problems occuring . ps better wear a crash helmet incase you have calculated the wrong angle & hit the sky dish on the way up or down for that matter.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

then be quick to grab it on the way past .make sure you just dont strip the leaves on the way past like a panda.

It'd be OK, he'd have two chances to grab it....once on the way up....then again on the way down.

 

[octo0072000]

what about a TV aerial installer they go on roofs just have a new aerial fitted and here mate just pull out that tree for me please

 

[Bullet2012]

Just hire this guy.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

what about a TV aerial installer they go on roofs just have a new aerial fitted and here mate just pull out that tree for me please

That's probably the most cost effective solution suggested so far. But the aerial installer would probably test signal strength from the ground first and, finding it at max already, smell a rat.

 

[magnet]

Catch next doors cat and CATapult it up on the roof then call the fire brigade to rescue topsy oh and while you're on howk that plant oot of me chimbley officer if you'd be so kind................................Simples

 

[postie jon]

Wife says grow a pair of balls get up there n pull it out, or pay her train ticket n she will come down & do it. lol

 

[slim_boy_fat]

Wife says grow a pair of balls get up there n pull it out, or pay her train ticket n she will come down & do it. lol

Pics!!!

 

[wookie]

It's interesting what you can find out about people from their posts on a forum such as this... for example judging by this thread @mart doesn't have the balls to climb a ladder and trim the bush growing out of his chimney and he's also annoyed that he can't look at bush from free public WiFi...

 

[gaz1]

Wife says grow a pair of balls get up there n pull it out, or pay her train ticket n she will come down & do it. lol

im just not going to say it but im sure thinking it though