what did you get for valentines day

[stuvy]

I did ask, she said there’s some much crap in the shed I’d need a truck!

I must change the shed lock

 

[Turbo]

I got a plasma cutter.

 

[selectedgrub]

The only ring she gets from me is the one around the bathtub.

 

[steviec_lj]

Well, I was surprised when I arrived home last night after another week away.

Jumped on by the kids, fell asleep with the youngest boy, woke up by the wife twice, blah blah blah...

Given a box this morning, containing a Milwaukee M18 1/2” Impact Wrench.

I think my “misses” get me

 

[addjunkie]

Given a box this morning, containing a Milwaukee M18 1/2” Impact Wrench.

I think my “misses” get me

Or the boyfriend left it behind and she felt guilty!

 

[steviec_lj]

Or the boyfriend left it behind and she felt guilty!

That’s more likely the case

 

[500e]

Nahhhh what sort of fool would do that

 

[MattF]

Nahhhh what sort of fool would do that

Leave his tools?