Wholesale kebab

[daleyd]

How do you know if there is an Elephant in a tree?





There are no birds in it.

Elephants are really difficult to spot when perched in a tree.


Well, I’ve never seen one anyway…

 

[dobbslc]

I'm feeling hungry now!

We used a potato peeler, worked great but I guess it depends on texture.

You need an electric "bab saw"

 

[Shox Dr]

Elephants are really difficult to spot when perched in a tree.


Well, I’ve never seen one anyway…

I bet it was a Cherry Tree. They paint their toe nails red, so you cant see them

 

[Seadog]

Or yellow if they're hiding in a bowl of custard...

 

[Mikey D]

Hope you've got an aluminium frying pan with a chunk cut out of it ?

 

[mike os]

Hope you've got an aluminium frying pan with a chunk cut out of it ?

For scooping up their droppings?

 

[daleyd]

 

[roofman]

Don't forget after you have ate it to go outside and spew up all over your front step..take a pizz in the bushes, then go and knock sh1 t out the next door neighbor for no reason to get the full kebab experience

 

[mtt.tr]

We have a really good kebab place in the local town. Only normally have the skewered meat.

More pressingly, where / how do they have the best salad of any fast food?

 

[dobbslc]

Don't forget after you have ate it to go outside and spew up all over your front step..take a pizz in the bushes, then go and knock sh1 t out the next door neighbor for no reason to get the full kebab experience

I'm a seasoned kababster and I've never knocked **** out of the nextdoor neighbour!
I'll drink more next time and see what happens

 

[Johnnybravo]

Never been a fan of doner….too many lips and Are Souls in the mix…

 

[dobbslc]

I thought it was earholes and arseholes as it sort of rhymes...

 

[Guineafowl]

Never been a fan of doner….too many lips and Are Souls in the mix…

I thought it was earholes and arseholes as it sort of rhymes...

Certainly heard this plenty of times. Having worked in and inspected a few abattoirs, it really wouldn’t be worth paying someone to cut the lips, ears and rsoles out. Also, the rsole is bagged, tied and discarded anyway.

Even if it were true, if you can make a delicious kebab out of it, why not?

 

[Seadog]

Never been a fan of doner….too many lips and Are Souls in the mix…

I thought that that was Saucisse d'Andouille

 

[OJCar]

We used to enjoy the Chicken Doner when we used to go down to the English Midlands.
Don't seem to get them in Scotland or Cumbria.

 

[8ob]

Does anyone know a good place I can buy a cylinder of kebab meat online? I love a doner kebab, but we live too far out to get one delivered, and it’s not really worth the trek in and out.

Seen them being made in the back of a shop in Isleworth, wouldn't let my dog eat one

Bob

 

[daleyd]

I thought that that was Saucisse d'Andouille

Oh my word, I ordered them thinking they were something completely different to what they actually were - not a mistake I repeated

 

[Morris]

Oh my word, I ordered them thinking they were something completely different to what they actually were - not a mistake I repeated

Same here. In northern France many years ago. They left the table in the same condition as they arrived.

 

[8ob]

Elephant's leg down this way.

Called a pissheads lighthouse around here

Bob

 

[redlig]

Oh my word, I ordered them thinking they were something completely different to what they actually were - not a mistake I repeated

Riding down to the Pyrenees one year I spotted 2 British bikes parked outside a roadside cafe and stopped for a chat and some food , " I'll have what you guys had " Turned out to be S. de Andouille . Plate of gristle and somethings almost recognisable as " pigs Bits " . Chips were good though ,luckily!