Reman
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- Bristol, UK.
Ooh, sexist. Ladies too pure, are they?
Of course.
Naaa, they're just better at turning on the charm and talking their way back out of trouble. LOL !!
Ooh, sexist. Ladies too pure, are they?
Of course.
Naaa, they're just better at turning on the charm and talking their way back out of trouble. LOL !!
I have heard too many JCBs digging away as chaps I knew forgot where the off switch was.
I don't follow....... Was that some kind of obscure smutty metaphor?
good enough to get by , but Ive a cordless too.
There used to be a guy in london who went round on a moped cutting off illegal clamps , he dressed in gold like a caped crusader type ,, very funny but not sure how legal it was , but once in a while who cares .Reminds me of a story I heard from a lawer.
He was defending a builder in some kind of civil "Criminal damage" case after a private parking management firm clamped his work van. The bloke had put his van on the paved (Pedestrian) area right outside of a house he was working in. He did it so he could load it up with the huge amount of building waste that had accumulated on the site. Long story short, After an hour of constant trips to and from the van he came out to find a large angry sounding man blocking the end of the path who started interrogating him about why he'd parked there. The lawer reckons this was probably a stalling tactic to give his mate enough time to finish getting the clamp on one of the far side wheels. They gave him the paperwork and said he needed to pay right now because they've already called their tow truck and it's authorised to tow it as soon as it turns up. Apparently the builder didn't take kindly to their threats and got very vocal back at them, So they left to give him time to simmer down.
He didn't "Simmer down" though, Instead he took the petrol disc cutter out of his van, and promptly applied it to the wheel clamp, chopping the thing in half.
The lawer was apparently pretty sure he could get the judge to see that the actual clamping was illegal, plus how the clampers tone and behaviour was overtly threatening, But getting the criminal damage bit quashed was going to be more difficult.
So make sure you keep them in the glove box!You can buy a cheap (But reasonably good) set of cylinder lock impressioning tools from China for about 20 quid. Apparently these should get about 80% of UK wheel clamps off without damaging anything. Picking takes about a minute max if you've practiced a few times first to get the feel of what the tool does. The person using them doesn't even need to be a particularly competent lockpicker either....... Trouble is that if the police saw the set in your car they could use something like "Going equipped to commit a crime" as a reason to justify having a more thorough search through your stuff.
Best I've seen was one of those "Puck lock" setups you see on the back of vans. It's on a shipping container workshop a customer has. He's welded the brackets to the doors, Then welded a 6x3" ring of thick walled pipe around that before cutting 2 parting lines in it so the doors could open again. He had just enough room to get the key in and turn it, There was no way to get a pick into that locks barrel, and even if you could you'd be working in a very uncomfortable position the whole time you were trying to pick the lock ! It would give the lock pretty good protection against someone trying to smash the whole thing off with a sledgehammer too. The ring was a simple addition that made his workshop many times more secure than it would have been with the lock alone.
Thieves will thieve, The best you can do is make what they want to do so difficult that they look for lower hanging fruit elsewhere.
I hobby picked one of the locks on my workshop this morning with the battery grinder from my van
Does that count?