Broken toilet seat

[Sparkey]

if yer single, wot ya want a toilet seat fer?, its only summit else us guys can pee on.

Cos the porcelain is bl**dy cold on yer ****.....

 

[Tigman]

Nicely put Sparkey !

 

[bush]

Cos the porcelain is bl**dy cold on yer ****.....

Is that why there is no seat, no bowl and only a hole in French public toilets? 'Squat and hopes' are what we used to call them.

 

[Sparkey]

Oh dear, those are horrible!! very nasty, dunno how the frenchies came to that brilliant idea but the guy who did should be killed....

 

[Wozzaaah]

They're horrid!
The only time I've ever used one I felt like Luke Skywalker trying to destroy the Death Star!
"Stay on target....stay on target..."

 

[Sparkey]

They're horrid!
The only time I've ever used one I felt like Luke Skywalker trying to destroy the Death Star!
"Stay on target....stay on target..."

Hehe yeah! don't even imagine using those when you're wearing white sneakers....

 

[Wozzaaah]

My mate had a little mishap with one in Rome railway station......let's just say contrary to everything he'd been told about drinking the local water he ignored it and should have checked his bomb sights before opening the bomb bay doors.

 

[putbinoot]

update on the lavy seat, a brave man known as the runnach has taken on the challenge of the Lavy Seat.

 

[Sparkey]

Go Terrr!!!