CATS!!!!

[mangocrazy]

We had a cat many years ago that spent a lot of time snoozing on top of the VHS video machine, it was always plugged in and nicely warm, a perfect cat radiator.
When the video machine finally died I noticed the top of the metal casing was significantly stoved in, from years of supporting a fairly lardy luxuriating moggy

I'm afraid to say that Wilko is no longer able to luxuriate on top of the amp, as I've (deliberately) fitted a shelf above the amp that is sufficiently close that it precludes feline access. The reason is that the heat-seeking missile that is my cat was not only blocking the ventilation ducts in the top of the amp, but depositing fine downy fur over the amp and its insides.

So now he sleeps on the shelf above the amp. He still benefits from the warm up-draughts, just not quite as directly...

 

[dobbslc]

Deprived pussy

 

[Porkypine]

I'm afraid to say that Wilko is no longer able to luxuriate on top of the amp, as I've (deliberately) fitted a shelf above the amp that is sufficiently close that it precludes feline access. The reason is that the heat-seeking missile that is my cat was not only blocking the ventilation ducts in the top of the amp, but depositing fine downy fur over the amp and its insides.

So now he sleeps on the shelf above the amp. He still benefits from the warm up-draughts, just not quite as directly...

Fur ingress and lack of vent. likely killed the VHS machine no doubt

 

[qwakers]

a blatent picture pinch off the interwebs. made me giggle.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

^^. Looks like the cat is channeling A. Hitler......

 

[OJCar]

Cat is actually waving to attract help.

"Help! Get this mad woman of me plz!"

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Onoff]

I got the recipe for roasted pub cat tonight:

 

[badabec]

Tastes like chicken.

 

[Rannsachair]

We had leg of lamb for our Xmas meal today, and within a few minutes of the joint going in the oven Wilko was sniffing around the kitchen looking expectant. When some finally hit his food bowl he wolfed it down in no time. He's also a big fan of kippers, pilchards and mackerel, but lamb is his undisputed favourite. What do your cats prefer?

Lobster and crab claws followed by langoustines

 

[Beeezer]

Men only want one thing…it’s disgusting!
Then wash it….

 

[DennisCA]

Opened my wardrobe and found more than clothes

 

[owas]

Bit cold ..

 

[dobbslc]

I had to extract a mouse from the mouth of this one today

The mouse seemed ok, the cat was not happy

 

[500e]

 

[qwakers]

My giant cats

 

[slim_boy_fat]

^^ Those are not cats...

 

[qwakers]

really? they act very cat like to me

 

[OJCar]

My giant cats

I absolutely refuse to change the Cat's litter tray at your house !



PS They are still not cats - even if they identify as cats.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

really? they act very cat like to me

Just be very careful if they start to want to jump up onto your lap.