James1979
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Mainly starting “I just happened to be naked when I slipped and…. “My dad and his brother were taking a shortcut through ICI Billingham in their teens (not up to no good, but it was a hell of a long walk around the perimeter fence ) when a security guy spotted them and shouted the classic "Oy! I want a word with you!".
So they legged it and climbed the fence, which of course had a barbed wire top. My uncle jumped down, catching his signet ring on a barb and leaving his finger up there.
One of my exes was an A&E nurse for 25 years and some of the tales she told would make your teeth curl.