Reman
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Reman, I hope you’re a locksmith ...........
Nope. I work in IT hardware support. The lock picking is just a fun hobby. Nothing dodgy about it, I'm just a security nerd. LOL !
It's interesting to play with locks and see if you can beat them by picking or in some cases completely bypassing the locking mechanism and exploiting a design flaw in them. I like seeing how manufacturers try to prevent locks being picked or circumvented, And what pickers do to get around those measures. When playing with a new lock I get a sort of perverse kick from knowing that I'm attempting to get around that products ENTIRE purpose for existing. That lock was designed and made solely to keep people like me from turning it without the key......... And what do you know, I just turned it using a couple of tools that I either made from scrap wiper blade spring steel, Or with tools bought for less than the cost of the lock.
I've always found it odd that if you tell someone that you play computer games for fun people see that as a perfectly normal way to spend spare time, But tell them that you buy padlocks and door locks to pick for fun and they look at you with an expression that says that they KNOW you must obviously spend your evening's stealing cars and breaking into bank vaults. One hobby means you're running about in a fantasy world, learning skills that have absolutely zero real world applications, The other hobby means I'm a handy person to know if you accidentally lock yourself out of your house.
Knowing the inner workings of locks also has some handy real world benefits. A friend had the "Euro cylinder" lock wear out on her front door. It had been going for ages and got to the point where everyone was having to wiggle their keys in the lock for up to a minute to eventually get into the house. She was starting to get paranoid about leaving the house empty in case the lock finally gave up and no one could get in. She only mentioned it to me because she'd seen the rows and rows of euro cylinders at B&Q, Got overwhelmed by the range of prices and was asking advice about what lock would the best value vs quality for her to get as a replacment. She also mentioned that she'd have to get 7 EXTRA keys cut for it (9 in total !!!) because herself and her hubby, plus the 4 kids and 3 other family members who routinely visit to feed the dogs and stuff all need keys. I realised that it would be a lot easier for her if I just rebuild a standard Euro cylinder to take her original key, I even had a couple of the right profile Yale's sitting in my box of "Practice locks" so I did it there and then. It took about 30 minutes to repin the lock on both sides and explain to her how to swap it when she got home....... It's LITTERERALY, About 30 seconds work for a euro in an unlocked door. I also added a mix of security and plain driver pins while I was at it to make it a bit of a pig if anyone tried to pick it. The pin mix is cheap extra security as long as you also give the lock a squirt of tacky "Anti bump key" oil. When her hubby found out what I'd done he popped around with a bloody great can of coffee for me as a thank you. That was really nice of him because most people don't seem to be able to acknowledge that "I don't drink anymore" means "I DON'T DRINK ANYMORE !". It annoys me when I have to pretend to be happy that someone's said thanks with a bottle of Jack Daniels because that's what I USED to drink.
Anyway, As a hobby, being a lock picker's no different to the people here who shoot guns for fun. 99.9% of people with guns are law abiding people who just like shooting guns. Probably 99.99% of people who pick locks are only doing it for fun or a job. The criminal element doesn't tend to bother with lock picking because a brick through a window or a boot through a weak door is quicker, more reliable and doesn't require learning any new skills. The only downside to lockpicking is that you begin to realise how much faith you've put in all kinds of locks in the past. You learn how most locks that are in use today aren't even worth their minimal scrap metal value, And how much you REALLY have to spend on locks to be reasonably sure you're property's safe ! The old saying goes "Locks only keep honest people out" and a lot of the time that's pretty close to the truth.
S**t, That got REALLY wordy pretty fast didn't it! Hope this rambling was worth your effort of reading it........ Congrats for getting to the end BTW
Reman.