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Not bloody likely! - and certainly not tonight. I was up in Annan with some mates on the bikes last night... had a few Guinness followed by a trip to an Indian. Garlic chilli chicken, that'll do nicely, then back to the bar for some cougar-watching and another pint or two
I woke up about 0400 with a bit of gurgling in the innards but went back to sleep.
Down for breakfast at nine, 3 egg omelette and a coffee then back to my room to offload, or so I thought. Nothing. So off to the bikes, set off and within half a mile my guts turned to water. Just to say made it to the nearest hypermarket bog which was probably quarantined by Environmental Health afterwards. Set off again and by the time the sign for Gretna services appeared, the bell was sounding for round two.
And so it went on for the rest of the day, so to anyone who followed me into the gents at any of these locations, my humble apologies and earnest wishes for your nasal recovery... Todhills Services; Asda, Wigton; the free toilets behind the cafe in the park, Keswick; Theatre by the lake, Keswick; Rheged, Penrith; The Ship at Worsall
That's the last time I eat chillis and ride a bloody motorbike...
Reminds me of the old joke about the monkey and the cork