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Who me ?
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Sorry @500e just read this and guessed aimed at me? I did an update on https://www.mig-welding.co.uk/forum/threads/moaning-rannsachair.104535/page-7
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Someone does not like daylight disturbing their sleep:
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I have created a monster!
Because Toby is old, decrepit, and obviously demented, I tempt him to eat with freshly cooked chicken, and titbits of sliced ham.
Fortunately, the ‘lodger’ has never bothered about the ham, until last night. He did his usual sitting in the living-room watching what was placed in Toby’s bowl ‘just in case he missed something’, when he saw the ham. He nearly killed himself getting to the kitchen, and to the bowl.
He is now head bumping my foot (his way of saying ‘feed me’), and walking over to the fridge. My spider sense tells me it’s the ham he want.
What have I done.
And where did he get the taste for ham?
Because Toby is old, decrepit, and obviously demented, I tempt him to eat with freshly cooked chicken, and titbits of sliced ham.
Fortunately, the ‘lodger’ has never bothered about the ham, until last night. He did his usual sitting in the living-room watching what was placed in Toby’s bowl ‘just in case he missed something’, when he saw the ham. He nearly killed himself getting to the kitchen, and to the bowl.
He is now head bumping my foot (his way of saying ‘feed me’), and walking over to the fridge. My spider sense tells me it’s the ham he want.
What have I done.
And where did he get the taste for ham?
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It can taste a bit like human flesh, so I have been told.
Has he been missing recently, any of your neighbours not been seen for a few days?
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He has been known to try to gain access to next door...... Now I think of it, I haven’t seen some if my neighbour’s grandchildren of late.
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Now I think of it, I haven’t seen some if my neighbour’s grandchildren of late.
Is that necessarily a bad thing?
Fabulous creatures, back when I still lived at my parents house (many years ago) we always had cats, the last two just turned up.
The final one my parents had we never knew her name, mum just saw her in the garden one day said "hello puss" & 12 years later puss was still there !
I always recall sitting down to a tea of fish fingers whilst puss (who had according to mum been a bit off-colour) was having tinned salmon ! I've always been convinced it faked illness to get better food !
The final one my parents had we never knew her name, mum just saw her in the garden one day said "hello puss" & 12 years later puss was still there !
I always recall sitting down to a tea of fish fingers whilst puss (who had according to mum been a bit off-colour) was having tinned salmon ! I've always been convinced it faked illness to get better food !
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Yup, our little black fruitbat loves ham, mainly the cheaper ham. She'll quite happily jump up into the fridge when you open it to get ham.I have created a monster!
Because Toby is old, decrepit, and obviously demented, I tempt him to eat with freshly cooked chicken, and titbits of sliced ham.
Fortunately, the ‘lodger’ has never bothered about the ham, until last night. He did his usual sitting in the living-room watching what was placed in Toby’s bowl ‘just in case he missed something’, when he saw the ham. He nearly killed himself getting to the kitchen, and to the bowl.
He is now head bumping my foot (his way of saying ‘feed me’), and walking over to the fridge. My spider sense tells me it’s the ham he want.
What have I done.
And where did he get the taste for ham?
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Is that necessarily a bad thing?
You might say that, I could not possibly comment.
Reminds me of old Samson that used to live nearby.
I kept finding scratches on the bonnet of the car & couldn't figure out why.
Then I spotted he was using the bonnet to sunbathe/sleep on & scratching it getting on & off.
Funnily enough explaining this to him did no bloody good & he just continued to use it
