Barking Mat
Cuddler of hedgehogs.
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- France, Brittany.
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If they knew what you were thinking Wedgie, they would say “dirty old man”I recall standing in a pub in Porstmouth with my dad when I spotted him eyeing up the same talent I was - he said "I can still remember how, I just can't remember why."
I'm at the stage now with the 'passing talent' where even if I was thirty years younger, I'd still be too old
If they knew what you were thinking Wedgie, they would say “dirty old man”
Remember the old Fred Wedlock song ..... Your as old as the women you feel. I’m 70 & my wife is 69, so not much scope for improvement there.That's the fundamental problem though: old men do not fancy old women.
Don’t swell, don’t tell & grateful as wellyoung men - grab a granny many a fine tune played on an old fiddle tues evenings was grab a granny night in the pubs at yarm it heaves
Remember the old Fred Wedlock song ..... Your as old as the women you feel. I’m 70 & my wife is 69, so not much scope for improvement there.
Don’t get me wrong, my wife is great, I wouldn’t change her for the worldRemember the old Fred Wedlock song ..... Your as old as the women you feel. I’m 70 & my wife is 69, so not much scope for improvement there.
I'm over 70 but often feel like a 20 year old. But where the hell do you get one at 11o'clock on a Sunday morning?
Ring the “agency”I'm over 70 but often feel like a 20 year old. But where the hell do you get one at 11o'clock on a Sunday morning?
I’m with Oscar Wilde on this, a lady should never admit to anything over 35 years of age. I myself have been 35 for a long time now.