If I saw one named Kong Dick though, there's no way on earth I'd let that be seen in public. I blame brewdexta for putting that thought in my head with saying about bigging it up.
You just have to post a photo of a King Tony now you've mentioned them.
There is a guy who sells some good stuff on the usual auction place and his shop lists the venerable CV products as "King D*ck". I have bought some gear off him but never asked him why the *.