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Bullet2012
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My company is called, will that be suitable as a sponsor
**** Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. ? Or something like that, a quote from the film snatch
**** Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. ? Or something like that, a quote from the film snatch
Bullet2012
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found it,
- Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the **** Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in ****-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that ********. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, **** Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
- Bacon: So how long do you have to wait for a return?
- Tom: Probably no more than four weeks.
- Bacon: Well what good is that if we need it in six... no, five days?
- Tom: Well it was still a good idea.
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Lovely looking work but I'm sure you bought an almost complete car at the start of this thread , is there anything left of the old one?
Woody.v8
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Not a lot but it's right nowLovely looking work but I'm sure you bought an almost complete car at the start of this thread , is there anything left of the old one?
I'm amazed you've got time for tea.Bread and jam for tea for a while now
The speed your cracking on with the build I assumed you just grafted 24/7 and survived on welding fumes and swarf.
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a lot of good usable parts at the right price and a decent design chassis to copy everything offNot a lot but it's right now
Woody.v8
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I'd like to send it somewhere but nobody wants to do it understandably as they are a pain to paint.
So I will be the ambidextrous spider monkey once again
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I'm working on it ,the panels are going off to paint on Monday, Whilst they are away I can finish the chassis off and hopefully paint it next week ready for the sign wrighter, no pressure thenhey woody how goes it ? is it finished and in paint yet ?
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what date is the 1st meeting
Woody.v8
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March 16th but i may miss that one yet and go for April 6th if there's too much to do on the car still.
