Ithink we should all go back to horse and carts. The waste can be used to fertilise, or for entertainment when the woke stand in it, butthen the green lobby would whinge about methane production!
We need the genetically-engineered Unicorn & Cart (actually a heavily digitised and coded contraption built of unobtainium).
Unicorn waste (& farts) will look like rainbows, smell like fresh wild flowers, and be an instantly re-usable, high-energy feed that the Unicorns will just love to eat.
So relax, the problem is solved, and The Woke can relax & indulge in their favourite pastime of throwing (organic, natch!) Soup at Oil Paintings