Bill Edwards
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Dials 999...
Operator: "Emergency, how can I help you?"
Caller: "IT'S MY WIFE! I ACCIDENTALLY SHOT HER! SHE'S NOT BREATHING!"
Operator: "OK, calm down. First things first, are you sure? Just make sure that she's dead"
BANG!
Caller: "Yep - she is now!"
Not bad...