What are you getting (or hoping to get) for Christmas

[Onoff]

To be honest it’s lost its appeal since I got sent to prison…

Bitch!

 

[James1979]

Hope to get nothing.
Really.
I don’t like to get unusable things.
Everything I need i will buy immediately.
No need for wasting time and money for waiting on Christmas.

This is me. 100%

 

[RWD3M]

I've mentioned elsewhere that my first Christmas wish has already been granted (the wife and family have gone to Gran Canaria for 2 weeks!) but I'm also hoping for a 3d printer!

Mrs RWD has been doing quite a bit of research and keeps asking me what size I need etc...

 

[MattF]

Funnily enough, I only ever get what I'm hoping for, these days. It's like I can read my own mind.

 

[brightspark]

I have given up hoping, she is still there every Christmas morning when I wakeup and look across that bed

Bob

cant all be bad then if you still kip in the same bed

 

[Onoff]

I hope...to get up the pub.

 

[tflnemesis]

I always get some absolutely useless 'gadget' that swmbo thought I would like.
Have a drawer full of them that only gets opened to put the latest bit of tat in.
She still doesn't get the message, it's all about the shopping for her...

 

[bourbon]

My partner does cardmaking, She was spraying some stuff or other, Adhesive or what ever. I thought it a very good idea to get her a GVS half mask. BOY was I in trouble for six months. This year, she got herself some Jewellery and I'm making a pretty wooden box for it.

 

[Mick Annick]

Since we got engaged we’ve only had a joint account, so I get told to buy what I want for Christmas - Bosch pro laser level and a beard trimmer, what a rock and roll life I lead.

Though she does think I’m knocking off our postie, as the reality is the rest of the year I’m buying tools too, so I have to run out out meet Celine to get the parcels of tools into the workshop before Mrs A spots them.

 

[Johnnybravo]

My Son at home for a couple of weeks. Everything else is a bonus.

 

[tom2207]

Buy her some Aspirin and a smoke detector?

and watch out your not next on the list after the Turkey .....

 

[roofman]

Some time off to be a lazy sod!..also being able to have my phone not hounding me. Thats all i want from Santa

 

[ajlelectronics]

Sex would be good but she will probably have a headache.

Easy... Get a couple of aspirin and a glass of water. Present them to her in the morning. She will of course ask what they are for...

"They are for your headache dear".

"But I don't have a headache!".

"Oh goody!".

 

[Memmeddu]

TBH
Christmas came sooner for me .
I've found a job that I'm loving.
A great relationship with colleagues.
Came out from depression .
Something from a forum member it's on the way for me .
I'll pass time with friends and my family.

There's only one thing I would like to receive for Christmas.
But it's very hard to get.
Anyway I'm enough happy.

 

[MattF]

There's only one thing I would like to receive for Christmas.
But it's very hard to get.

I'm resisting suggestions here. It's not easy, I'll tell you.

 

[Memmeddu]

I'm resisting suggestions here. It's not easy, I'll tell you.

Nothing that you might think.
Just make peace with a person, that would be the cherry on the cake to close the year

 

[sako243]

cant all be bad then if you still kip in the same bed

He said across the bed. Perhaps he's been booted onto the floor?

 

[Screwdriver]

I generally try to ignore Christmas. Live alone, no family.

On a brighter note, I got a spinal tap for my birthday!

It won't be good news...

 

[Craig-SM]

I've been mad busy for a while now so only thing I want is some time off to spend with my wife and the dog, getting some fresh air then finish off with some nice food and drink.
A few more bottles of whisky, rum or cognac wouldn't go amiss

 

[skotl]

Well, DPD arrived this afternoon while my wife was out so I'm guessing my unsubtle hint was comprehended and executed correctly