CATS!!!!

[DAPPH]

Jasper packed his bags yesterday lunchtime and appears to have ******** off.

Happen he didn't like Dave flavoured human for lunch .

Hand still well swollen and painful though the inflammation is going down slowly .

 

[roblane65]

He'll be back , now he's got a taste for human flesh !

 

[OJCar]

Jasper packed his bags yesterday lunchtime and appears to have ******** off.

Happen he didn't like Dave flavoured human for lunch .

Poor thing has been suffering with D & V and has been admitted for treatment !

 

[Onoff]

Happen he didn't like Dave flavoured human for lunch

You've given him food poisoning!

 

[stuvy]

Took my little kitten to a lady that works with my mate

She’s having her tomorrow so I’m a bit gutted as I can’t find a place of my own to keep her.

The best thing is the woman really got on well with her so at least she’s gonna go to a good home

 

[Bornfree]

We lost our old cat last month so I got a couple of feral kittens from the farm. Last week I couldn't get near them.

 

[roblane65]

What happens when you want your laptop back ?

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@DAPPH is Jasper back ?

 

[stuvy]

So my little 9 month old moved out of my parents today to a lady that works with a mates house

Feeling a bit sad as she really was such a Loving cat but I couldn’t find a place quick enough and my mum wasn’t happy to keep her any longer

 

[DAPPH]

What happens when you want your laptop back ?
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@DAPPH is Jasper back ?

No not yet, last time he went walkabout it was nearly nine days away .

Good news though This morning is the first time in 6 days I've been able to put my wrist watch on over the bitten hand.

 

[mrsbruce]

No not yet, last time he went walkabout it was nearly nine days away .

Good news though This morning is the first time in 6 days I've been able to put my wrist watch on over the bitten hand.

Ahh…. It must be time.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

Ahh…. It must be time.

He handed you that one.

 

[Onoff]

This morning is the first time in 6 days I've been able to put my wrist watch on over the bitten hand.

That'd be be the big hand?

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

That'd be be the big hand?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIXSnEyvtzg

 

[DAPPH]

Jasper dived over the dividing wall at 17.15 to day , loud meows , lots of rubbing against me then the little sod bit my right hand but this time very very gently , he's now got a can of cat food under his fur and is bothering Alison for more . Suspect he was locked in the old lady's brick build garden shed that has double glazed door , window and a 150 mm Kingspan insulaterd wriggly plastisol covered tin roof . He appeared a few minutes after I saw her open the shed .. so Jasper now has six lives left.

Al went all gooey & weepy at his return , there's a lot of truth in " Happy wife means a happy life " she was hell on toast this last six days , let up a bit last night after watching the team win .

 

[Vmax1974]

My Mrs is the crazy cat lady of the street. She had 5 cats wanted two more so in exchange I got a pit and some new toys in the man cave

Now we are kept awake by 7 @$$#°[€$ every night

 

[slim_boy_fat]

My Mrs is the crazy cat lady of the street. She had 5 cats wanted two more so in exchange I got a pit and some new toys in the man cave

Now we are kept awake by 7 @$$#°[€$ every night

Let that be a lesson to you!

 

[Vmax1974]

Let that be a lesson to you!

Lessons are for people with a capacity to actually learn things

 

[500e]

 

[eddie49]

1. Go to Google
2. Turn up the volume.
2. Type "cat"
3. Click on the pawprint, centre right
4. Move the mouse anywhere on the screen, click again.
5. Repeat step 4.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

Really? You need to get out more.